Rather Not Good

im an adult

Leaked Metapod formes from Pokémon X and Y!

how do i kill someone without looking rude

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

don’t do this

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

My school notebooks this quarter

my sister is at Five Guys Burgers and her facebook update is “first 5 guy experience!”